Mr. Asshole

Mr. Asshole - Collaborative Art Story

Story Score: 94

Chapters Submitted: 25

Created by DV8R001

Submitted on May 8th, 2012

Story Introduction:

Thuh ferst puhblickashun uv thuh wimm-cicle misser - asss hahl Update: Mr.Asshole takes place in Eagleland, mostly in a small town named Twoson, wher you will join "thuh wimm-cicle misser - asss hahl" in a remarkable journey.

Chapter 1:

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Mitser Azzs whole works ass a teachjer, butt sumbwun throwbs a shpit boll at him. THUH C-QUAL 2 THUH SMASH... (see chapter for full description)

Chapter 2:

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Mr.Assholes Origin Chapter begins!

Chapter 3:

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Who's that sexy fox at the bottom?

Chapter 4:

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All assholes start out as emo bitch-niggets, right?

Chapter 5:

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SAAHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPAH!

Chapter 6:

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The wisdom filled hedgehog gives great advice towards the sappy-sad-ballsack-shit-face-bitch Mr.Asshole, but... (see chapter for full description)

Chapter 7:

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It's that SEXY FOX again! Who is he???

Chapter 8:

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Part 1/4

Chapter 9:

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Part 2/4 1995 - The Mr.Asshole universe is saved

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Part 3/4

Chapter 11:

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Finale - And so, Mr.Asshole's dad was killed, thus, reshaping his childhood and creating the sexual monster he is today.... (see chapter for full description)

Chapter 12:

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Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

Chapter 13:

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TEET HELL

Chapter 15:

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SONIC BOOM!!

Chapter 16:

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Come on, step it up!

Chapter 17:

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Someone's being an asshole again!

Chapter 21:

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Panel 3 taken from Super Mario World Comic in issues of Nintendo Power 1993-1994.

Chapter 22:

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To steal a phrase from a man, "Did you miss me bitches?!"

Chapter 23:

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I never really thought that anyone would like Mr.Asshole, so expect it to be better from now on. Best wishes. *Upuhdate - Things are... (see chapter for full description)

Chapter 24:

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Oh yeeeaaaah

Chapter 25:

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Some illegal immigrants are forced to make a plushie of the ruthless and dream-crushing, Mr.Asshole. This is his big chance to knock... (see chapter for full description)